Sunday, June 28, 2009

that's some solid theology, kiddo.

This was the exchange between Hunts and a friend (who is an adult)....

Friend: My granddaughter is beautiful. She is a beautiful baby. My daughter makes beautiful babies.....You know who else makes beautiful babies?

Hunts: (Super matter-of-factly) God.

Friend: (A bit taken aback) Well.........that's kind of trumped me there. I was going to say, "Your mommy and daddy do", but you're right.

Hunts: And God made the best baby of all. Himself.

Friend: Huh?

Sarah: You mean, baby Jesus, honey?

Hunts: That's right.

that's right.

H: I can throw.

S: That's right.

H: I can hit.

S: Hmm, hmm.

H: And I can bitch.

S: (Quiet laughter).

S: (Assuming we're still talking about baseball)....You mean, you can pitch, honey?

H: Yes, I can pitch.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

brutally honest

S (looking in the mirror): Man, I look pretty rough today.

H: Mommy, what does that mean?

S: It means I really don't look so good today.

H: Well you know, you do look rough.

Monday, December 8, 2008

foons and forks

S: Josh, can you get Huntleigh a fork?

H: Mommy, not a fork. A foon!!

Monday, October 27, 2008


H: (coming from the backseat of the car) South America. South America!
J: How do you know about South America?
H: Because of my choices.
J: What about your choices?
H: South America.

it happens to everybody

H: Excuse me.

J: Yes?

H: No, I had gas.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

well, it makes sense to a 2 year-old

H: Daddy, have fun fishing for your elk! Bye!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

oh the drama

J: Huntleigh, what did you dream about last night?

H: I dreamt about cars and bows and was very dramatic.

J: What?

H: I said, it was very dramatic.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

work ethic

H: Daddy has to go to work to make the monies to get us the stuff.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

guess where she heard that one?

H: Mommy, I'm very proud of you for eating your whole lunch!"

Saturday, August 23, 2008

just in case I forgot

S: Did someone have gas?

J: Nope. Not me.

H: Mommy, I had gas. Don't worry. It was not you.

S: Thanks, Hunts.

Friday, August 22, 2008

back seat driver

Huntleigh: Daddy, what's the deal with your driving?

Thursday, August 21, 2008

here's the deal, mommy.

Hunts: Mommy, you can obey me, okay?

Sunday, August 17, 2008

it's the official response, i suppose

Hunts: Mommy, I will poop and then I will say "Holy cow!", okay?

Saturday, August 16, 2008

it's an Olympic year

Huntleigh: We can go home and then we can watch Michael Phelps!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

oh my goodness, child...

Huntleigh emphatically exclaiming upon looking down into the toilet after she had just done her morning business (with no prompting from me, whatsoever): "Holy cow!"

Needless to say, much laughter ensued upon my part.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

ontological truth

Hunts: Daddy, you're the daddy and I'm the Huntee.

don't we know it...

Yia Yia: I love you, Huntleigh.
H: I love me.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Sarah: Huntleigh, will you please forgive me?
H: Yes, I will please forgive you.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Josh: Huntleigh, can you say obsequious?
H: Um, no. I'm busy pushing the stroller. It's my job.