oh say can you say?

that's some solid theology, kiddo.

2009-06-28T23:07:00.000-07:00

This was the exchange between Hunts and a friend (who is an adult)....

Friend: My granddaughter is beautiful. She is a beautiful baby. My daughter makes beautiful babies.....You know who else makes beautiful babies?

Hunts: (Super matter-of-factly) God.

Friend: (A bit taken aback) Well.........that's right............you kind of trumped me there. I was going to say, "Your mommy and daddy do", but you're right.

Hunts: And God made the best baby of all. Himself.

Friend: Huh?

Sarah: You mean, baby Jesus, honey?

Hunts: That's right.

that's right.

2009-06-28T23:03:00.000-07:00

H: I can throw.

S: That's right.

H: I can hit.

S: Hmm, hmm.

H: And I can bitch.

S: (Quiet laughter).

S: (Assuming we're still talking about baseball)....You mean, you can pitch, honey?

H: Yes, I can pitch.

brutally honest

2008-12-18T20:48:00.000-08:00

S (looking in the mirror): Man, I look pretty rough today.

H: Mommy, what does that mean?

S: It means I really don't look so good today.

H: Well you know, you do look rough.

foons and forks

2008-12-08T20:08:00.000-08:00

S: Josh, can you get Huntleigh a fork?

H: Mommy, not a fork. A foon!!

what?!

2008-10-27T18:10:00.000-07:00

H: (coming from the backseat of the car) South America. South America!
J: How do you know about South America?
H: Because of my choices.
J: What about your choices?
H: South America.

it happens to everybody

2008-10-27T18:09:00.000-07:00

H: Excuse me.

J: Yes?

H: No, I had gas.

well, it makes sense to a 2 year-old

2008-09-30T14:05:00.000-07:00

H: Daddy, have fun fishing for your elk! Bye!

oh the drama

2008-09-25T12:23:00.000-07:00

J: Huntleigh, what did you dream about last night?

H: I dreamt about cars and bows and coloring....it was very dramatic.

J: What?

H: I said, it was very dramatic.

work ethic

2008-09-18T12:55:00.000-07:00

H: Daddy has to go to work to make the monies to get us the stuff.

guess where she heard that one?

2008-08-26T13:11:00.000-07:00

H: Mommy, I'm very proud of you for eating your whole lunch!"

just in case I forgot

2008-08-23T12:02:00.000-07:00

S: Did someone have gas?

J: Nope. Not me.

H: Mommy, I had gas. Don't worry. It was not you.

S: Thanks, Hunts.

back seat driver

2008-08-22T09:49:00.000-07:00

Huntleigh: Daddy, what's the deal with your driving?

here's the deal, mommy.

2008-08-21T12:02:00.001-07:00

Hunts: Mommy, you can obey me, okay?

it's the official response, i suppose

2008-08-17T12:00:00.000-07:00

Hunts: Mommy, I will poop and then I will say "Holy cow!", okay?

it's an Olympic year

2008-08-16T11:58:00.000-07:00

Huntleigh: We can go home and then we can watch Michael Phelps!

oh my goodness, child...

2008-08-14T14:13:00.000-07:00

Huntleigh emphatically exclaiming upon looking down into the toilet after she had just done her morning business (with no prompting from me, whatsoever): "Holy cow!"

Needless to say, much laughter ensued upon my part.

ontological truth

2008-08-12T20:04:00.001-07:00

Hunts: Daddy, you're the daddy and I'm the Huntee.

don't we know it...

2008-08-12T20:00:00.000-07:00

Yia Yia: I love you, Huntleigh.
H: I love me.

2008-08-09T20:02:00.000-07:00

Sarah: Huntleigh, will you please forgive me?
H: Yes, I will please forgive you.

2008-07-26T19:56:00.000-07:00

Josh: Huntleigh, can you say obsequious?
H: Um, no. I'm busy pushing the stroller. It's my job.